Okay so I probably shouldn't blog this BUT I figure this is my little area to vent, etc. Plus anybody that knows me, knows I am pretty open. SO... here it is.

The other night my husband was touching himself. When I realized it I responded with "Are you touching yourself? DON'T you are going to get yourself all riled up!" His response was priceless.
"It was cold!" Followed by you don't usually care when I am riled up." =) And at the time I was just wasn't feeling it.
I shared this conversation with a friend ( my favorite blogger) and she came up with the following list of better excuses for him.
1. I'm checking for lumps.
2. I'm using my other brain.
3. My hands are cold.
4. I'm doing my bridges (an exercise I've got to do, actually, but not typically under covers, completely naked).
5. I'm checking for static electricity under the covers.
6. I'm playing tiddlywinks.
7. I'm playing "here's the church and here's the steeple."
8. I'm solving world peace.
9. I'm solving world hunger.
10. I'm working on a cure for cancer.

But the saga doesn't end there. The other night it happened again. I asked him "Is it cold again?"
"Nope it just feels good."
I should know better!!!!

Worst ways to be broken up with

Okay so a friend of mine has definitely made the list. I also feel that one of my break ups makes that list...so I thought it was worthy of a blog.

1. Just leaving, not saying a word
2. A post-it note (Carrie Bradshaw-and Berger Sex in the City)
3. An email (myself being dumped by Mike Miller)
4. Text message (Forbes while on vacation)
5. Voice mail (sorry to say ....I did that to someone else but I was drunk)
6. Phone call
7. The one that goes on and on and on.


Regardless the break up stage sucks. And I am glad to say that I am past that write now and HOPEFULLY forever =)

fertitility, life, etc

SO three of my best friends are all pregnant. They are also due within 2 weeks of each other. I should be super happy for them but I am so crushed that I am not. Horrible right? The funny thing is that we all planned to try to be pregnant at the same time. Just didn't happen for me.
Guess better luck next time.

Prozac Nation

So I am willing to admit that I have been among the medicated since 03, which is quite a long time. My doctor recommended that come summer I might try to go off my anti-depressant since I was on such a low dose and I seemed to be doing well. I thought about it and thought..no way. I know I am crazy and the medicine helps me be well less crazy and I really didn't want to go back to feeling as crappy as I once did. With that being said, it's summer.

I am not in a routine so to speak so I have forgotten to take my medicine pretty frequently. After realizing that it had been a week I consciously decided to try to live with out. So far so good I haven't hurt anyone or myself =) but now anytime I am annoyed, bugged, insecure, etc I don't know if I am justified or if it the lack of the extra serotonin (or shoudl I say the normal amount that the medication provided) in my brain.

Needless to say this constant questioning my make me go back on. =)

Bugged

Okay in my randomness I started a facebook page. I of course was enjoying all the little doo-dad's etc on which. I discovered through a friends page a former friend who I hooked up with a little in my single days. This individual at one point and time responded to a forward with "Never contact me again." Which was a little out of character but I figured whatever dude.

So time goes by and I see this cat and I do the proverbial friend request. I figure if he doesn't approve me he really meant that....well I was approved. So in a short message I asked how things were and gave him the "What was up with the never contact me-you could have said you didn't like the forward." He responded with the general stuff and also said that it would have been his wife that wrote that, she had left him, stole $26,000 from their checking account and to feel free to contact him.

Now keep in mind that I was not contacting him for more than anything than to say Hi, hows it going etc. I mentioned to the mutual friend this correspondence. She e-d him to say "I'm sorry things aren't going well, etc." (He had made the fact that he and his wife were having problems public in the "What's new section of facebook.) Well the wife emailed my friend and went off about how she didn't know how he was and that he had an affair with ME. Now when we were enjoying each other he told me they were on a break and even if they weren't I don't think a casual hook-up constitutes an affair. Plus did he tell her that? It was 5 years ago....

Then I come home from vacation and he had un-friended me! I am really annoyed by that. I guess because it makes me feel like either she or he or both thought I was going to make a move or something. WHICH I WAS NOT!! We were friends, had things in common, etc. I am happily married which is more than I can say for him. I shouldn't care, I know I am being irrational but I just can't help being bugged.

I guess the moral of the story is those online look up old friends are better left alone.