Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Career choice

Sometimes I question my career choice. I enjoy teaching but .........there are days that McDonalds or Walmart are looking pretty good.

I can tolerate dumb but lazy infuriates me.
If you don't get it I will help you but don't just put stupid things to be done. THINK!!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Random musings

Okay I should probably change the name to random musings of a crazy lady since this is what my blogs always seem to be but it is theraputic in a warped way.

I enjoy making students cry. I am not sure why. It is sick and twisted. I was a kid that cried (well I still am) at the drop of a hat. But as a teacher when they do something naughty it gives me such satisifaction to see the tears.

A student was walking up the stairs. She is rather large...shrek like if you will....and in a class for emotional impairments so she is special. Her entire booty was hanging out the top of her pants. Luckily it was covered by a t-shirt. I commented to pull your pants up. Then I got a look at the front..... Have you ever tried on a pair of pants that were tight in the legs but you got them up but there was NO way in the WORLD they were going to get zipped or buttoned? Well that was the issue with this child's pants. They were hanging wide open in the front, then looking at the legs I am not sure how she got into them...now I understand why were were hanging out the back. As I am making all these observations she comments to me "Is you pregnant?"
Smiling "Yes I am." I guess she was making observations too. =)

February is the longest month of the year. I don't care if it is the shortest one in days , it seems long!!! I hate the programs that are crammed down our throats in February and I hate the weather. I want spring!!

Today we were given numbers at school for a fun valentines day activity. I think my number was rigged and that is all that I am saying. =)

Monday, February 2, 2009

Mondays

I am not a big fan of Mondays. The weekends go super quick no matter what, you drag your butt in and there you go...Whoo-hoo

This is how my morning started at about 4:30.
"Mama, Mama!"
I walk into my darling son's room. "What's wrong baby?"
"Be-be go?" (Which is Jack for my binky fell out of my mouth and I would now like it)
I turned on the lamp, "Look for it while mommy goes potty." Because now the very first thing I have to do upon waking up is pee like a race horse.
"No!!! and the screaming crying begins."
I go take care of business and go back into Jack's room.
I lay down with him and promptly find be-be and hand it to him.
"Mama snuggle! " I was commanded
So I snuggle in ready to catch a few more zzz's when I realize the bed is wet and so are Jack's pajamas.
I promptly explain and we quickly go change our diaper which was acceptable. However he did NOT want to take his pajamas off. That was when the screaming started and continued the entire time I got him re-dressed. Then he was more upset when we did not go back to "Jack's bed" and he wanted nothing to do with "daddy's bed or daddy".

Needless to say it was quite the process. However I did get to work a little early for a change. I am afriad my dislike for Monday's might be genetic because my son sure didn't seem in the mood this morning either. =)